I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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