ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
foreskin is a definite game changer
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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