So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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