Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
