I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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