Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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