i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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