apparently the secret to your success is patron
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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