Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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