guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So much rum. So many feels.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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