Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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