Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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