At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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