her vagine was all disorganized.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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