? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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