you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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