Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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