can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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