When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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