Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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