i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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