so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
