I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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