omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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