If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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