i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She announced her abortion via fbk
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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