she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
