ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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