Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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