Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
its liver damage thursday
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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