pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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