Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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