I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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