Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
