found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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