I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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