The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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