She said her name was "party"
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
