Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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