She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i came on her dog
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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