yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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