You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Randomize
