thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I want a musical about memes.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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