Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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