I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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