Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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