we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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