a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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