she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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