If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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