Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
