i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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