I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pants 0. Shit 1.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm just crazy horny about you
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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