Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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