where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
