When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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