its not stalking. its research.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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