do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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