I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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