Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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