idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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