I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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